whom do you think youm are ? president of the aba (american butter associatione) ?
bob corlson im know it is you & if youm have anythinge to say to me youm had better say it to my beautéful face
bob corlson youm willn’t get away with this
donot test me bob corlson
Cat, I apologize, I feel there has been a misunderstanding here. In my capacity as President of the American Butter Association, I took a sacred oath to promote and encourage consumption of as much butter as possible. However, as a private citizen and as a man, there is a limit to what I can hand wave.
672 grams of butter per day for an average sized cat such as yourself is simply not healthy, and I cannot condone it. I wish this disagreement did not involve lawyers, and I am open to a meeting at a time and place of your choosing to resolve this.
sincerely,
Bob Carlson
American Butter Association
im callinge my attourney at this very moment to notify them of this so youm butter back down bob corlson
we’re gonna have to start eatin hard cheese and cured salted meats again to try to dodge badly inspected food like just go ahead and give me a set of leather armor and send me on a quest if you’re so set on returning us to darker times
We live in a weird predatory culture where grown ass men will fantasize about 14-17 year old girls. Then wait until the exact day she turns 18 to voice how much they’ve BEEN wanting to smash her. It didn’t just happen the day she turned 18. You’ve been fantasizing about her. Now you just feel it’s normal because she’s “legally an adult”.
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